综艺 全美超模大赛第一季

全美超模大赛第一季

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  • 片名:全美超模大赛第一季
  • 状态:已完结
  • 主演:Tyra Banks
  • 导演:Claudia Frank,Bob Schermerhorn
  • 年份:2003
  • 地区:美国
  • 类型:欧美综艺/
  • 时长:内详
  • 上映:未知
  • 语言:英语
  • 更新:2025-04-17 21:07
  • 豆瓣评分:10.0 分
  • 简介:  This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.  The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)  Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.  If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.  And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...  This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...
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剧情简介

全美超模大赛第一季是由Claudia Frank,Bob Schermerhorn导演的综艺。领携主演:Claudia Frank,Bob Schermerhorn   This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.  The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)  Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.  If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.  And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...  This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...

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  • 我就是lx-lisa 246.101.75.54
    3.5 分。 前段过于冗长 毕竟浪漫的恋爱故事共鸣不强烈。钢琴独奏的画面flash 是每个人向往的最美好的结局 然后现实和梦想 总是有出入。但愿每个人都可以实现自己的梦想 且不放弃自己的爱情…
  • Nutlet 65.159.64.100
    不完美也很美
  • 骑马的远行客 237.40.12.78
    每次看这种,内心都觉得自己特别幼稚,但是还是觉得帅惨了,最喜欢洛基,坏人总是很有魅力←_←,另外最后这个场面好像在哪见过,变形金刚有一部好像差不多的场面。
  • nleydy 102.143.154.239
    值得一看的大片
  • 小红楼顶大魔王 245.26.239.178
    团体动力